Fender Mustang III amp?  Check!

ZOOM H2N digital recorder?  Check!

Electric guitar that won't stay in tune?  Check!

Ukulele that won't even tune to begin with, and that I can't find my reference material for?  Check!

Cowbell and tambourine?  Check!

Hundreds of pages of half-assed lyrics pieces?  Check!

2007-era Cakewalk software?  Check!

2003-era Cool Edit Pro?  Check! 

Wife's Casio digital piano that I can't play for shit?  Check!

Vyzex Venom analog synth that I also can't play for shit?  Check! 

Debilitating fear of failure?  Check! 

All right let's do this thing!