Funny, funny, just hilarious, PM I got from SOMEONE (you know who you are). Someone who's CD is going to get lost in the mail.
What's the difference between a drummer and a large pepperoni pizza? Pizza feeds a family of four.
What do you call a drummer without a girl friend? Homeless.
What do you do when a drummer knocks on your door? Pay him for the pizza.
What do you call someone who hangs out with musicians? A drummer.
What does a drummer use for contraception? His personality!
What's the best way to confuse a drummer? Put a sheet of music in front of him.
A guy walks into a shop. "You got one of them Marshall Hiwatt AC30 amplificatior thingies and a Gobson StratoBlaster geetar with a Fried Rose tremulo?" "You're a drummer, aren't you?" "Duh, yeah. How'd you know?" "This is a travel agency."
Did you hear about the time the bass player locked his keys in the car? It took two hours to get the drummer out.
What's the difference between a savings bond and a drummer? Someday the bond will mature and make some money.
How late does a band play tonight? About half a beat behind the drummer.
What's the first thing drummers do in the morning? Walk home.